On is NO backwardian

Admin meeting AD men smile they decided on a new pile of style. A light switched is on but what is off but no. On is NO spelled backwards. They had too many coffee clatches. Desperite for more millions of them ad dollar signs. Change all the wall switches from ON and OFF to ON and NO. We will make trillions. ### $$$ 666 the dollar signs lit up all there eyes as no one cracked a whimper of a smile or dared to laugh at men too far along in dregs of coffee beaned mahem and Autonomous autotymity. Committee planning got a white board up they drew this thing as a light board light switch with the FLipper down and NO in bold. Then some bright boy did another one with the FLipper up and ON in green with pulsating neon. Everyone begins to groan. They switched the board by turning it upside down and then switched it back we only needed to make one they shouted at each other like madmen. NO is ON backwardian. On is no. ONNO NOON OH WHY they giggled and kissed like school girls again. One man actually started a new ad board tisement verted in. No is on at NOON and ONNO is the MOON. But they shook the proverbiage head and said there is no M. Toss out that bum. And so he left chasetaken. But then came the rearranging the ONNO was kept and NOON was added they worked until almost Midnite until dawn almost came and then they jumped up. This is what they had come up with for the final ad assessment. Off has been taken off as a choice of light movement. YOu have ON and NO as choices now it comes in green neon with no extra background sold as better Department Stored Items. SOld by HASHBROS(R)(TM) company a division of TRENDY(TM). Each package is one item screws sold seperatley. $10.95 @ each. No tax or liscence needed. See hardware aisle for screws please dont use tacks or nails in walls of dwelling places in the city proper places.